it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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