She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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