if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I looked at my own cervix.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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