If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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