maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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