Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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