"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i think im in europe. pls send help
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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