I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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