Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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