i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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