Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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