does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Farmville is her only friend.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
