But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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