You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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