Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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