So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
