I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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