I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
