why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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