She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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