I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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