In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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