So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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