We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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