You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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