He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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