hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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