Well douche your snatch and let's go!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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