I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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