It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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