Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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