used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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