8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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