How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I am available for nakedness
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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