so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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