I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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