They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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