And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
how can u be prego again
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
two words...techno handjob
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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