Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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