A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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