So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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