We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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