i was rollin on her like bob the builder
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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