why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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