But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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