i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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