Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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