I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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