R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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