You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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