Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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