My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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