Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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