Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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