Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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