There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
