So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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