That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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